Consequences

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A COUPLE OF TWERKS !?X

A COUPLE OF TWERKS !?X

THERE,S NOTHING LIKE A BIT OF TWERKING!
EVEN WHILE YA S"POSED TO BE WORKING?
MAKES OUR MILEY...

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Day of Reckoning

Day of Reckoning

spirits flying through the land

without number, like grains of sand

the day of reckoning is...

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SO RAT ARSED !?X

SO RAT ARSED !?X

I WAS DROWNING IN A GLASS OF WINE !
SO I HAD TO DRINK IT QUICK!
I REACHED THE BOTTOM OF THE...

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WEB OF LIE,S !?X

WEB OF LIE,S !?X

ONCE YOU START A LIE !
YOU JUST CANNOT STOP?
ALL YOUR CUNNING WORDS
TA PREVENT IT....

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MORE. MONKEY BUSINESS !?X

MORE. MONKEY BUSINESS !?X

" COME ON BABE !" UP YA GET!
DONT SHOW UP THIS MARMOSET!
EVERY-ONE WILL SOON FORGET
IT...

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PINOCH ..YOUR A JOKE !?X

PINOCH ..YOUR A JOKE !?X

YOUR LYING AGAIN , AREN,T YOU PINOCHIO?
YOU CANT FOOL ME !
BECAUSE YOUR NOSE DOES GROW...

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IT WAS DARK HONEY !?X

IT WAS DARK HONEY !?X

HONEY. PLEASE JUST CALM DOWN !
I KNOW I,VE BEEN A STUPID CLOWN?
IT WAS DARK AT THE TIME!...

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Woke Up This Morning

~~My eyes opened, my head lifted,
fell back down in my pillow,
that fluffy cloud of no...

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TOO MANY EMPTY,S !?X

TOO MANY EMPTY,S !?X

WE ALL NEED FLUID,S TO SURVIVE
MILK IS ON THE MENU
FROM 0- MAYBE 5!
THEN YA GET A...

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PLEASE RELEASE ME !?X

PLEASE RELEASE ME !?X

MY OWNER WAS SO SICK OF MY YAPPIN!
THAT HE,S INVENTED THIS TYPE OF GAGGIN!
NOW I LOOK LIKE A...

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1 + 1 = 3 !?X

1 + 1 = 3 !?X

GONE ARE THE DAY,S OF FUN!
FOR MY MUMMY & DADDY!
THEY HAD TO MUCH FUN ONE NIGHT!
...

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No Justice

No Justice

Why not guilty?
Why did he have to die?
Was it the way he dressed?
Did he look like a...

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TAKE THE HINT !?X

TAKE THE HINT !?X

I DONT THINK I CAN TAKE MUCH MORE!
OF THIS FUCK N MONKEY TOUR!
I,M SO SO BLOODY BORED!...

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SCARED.SHIT-LESS !?X

SCARED.SHIT-LESS !?X

OOH MY GOD ..YOU SCARED
THE SHIT OUT OF ME !
BLOODY GOOD JOB, THAT
MY ARSE WAS ON THE...

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BOOB....NOW !!!!!!!!X

BOOB....NOW !!!!!!!!X

MUMMY.. I SAID " BOOOB NOW !!"
YOU SILLY OLE BLOODY COW!
GET YOUR UDDERS OUT!
OR ELSE...

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Voice

Why are our voices silent.
To war to war was the shout.
Angered and violent.
The...