Consequences

Poem -

I BET YOUR SORRY NOW !?X

 I BET YOUR SORRY NOW !?X

I BET THAT YOUR SORRY NOW ?
THAT YOU ASKED FOR HEAD!
COS, THIS IS ALL THAT,S
LEFT OF...

Poem -

A COUPLE OF TWERKS !?X

A COUPLE OF TWERKS !?X

THERE,S NOTHING LIKE A BIT OF TWERKING!
EVEN WHILE YA S"POSED TO BE WORKING?
MAKES OUR MILEY...

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Day of Reckoning

Day of Reckoning

spirits flying through the land

without number, like grains of sand

the day of reckoning is...

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Poem -

SO RAT ARSED !?X

SO RAT ARSED !?X

I WAS DROWNING IN A GLASS OF WINE !
SO I HAD TO DRINK IT QUICK!
I REACHED THE BOTTOM OF THE...

Poem -

WEB OF LIE,S !?X

WEB OF LIE,S !?X

ONCE YOU START A LIE !
YOU JUST CANNOT STOP?
ALL YOUR CUNNING WORDS
TA PREVENT IT....

Poem -

MORE. MONKEY BUSINESS !?X

MORE. MONKEY BUSINESS !?X

" COME ON BABE !" UP YA GET!
DONT SHOW UP THIS MARMOSET!
EVERY-ONE WILL SOON FORGET
IT...

Poem -

PINOCH ..YOUR A JOKE !?X

PINOCH ..YOUR A JOKE !?X

YOUR LYING AGAIN , AREN,T YOU PINOCHIO?
YOU CANT FOOL ME !
BECAUSE YOUR NOSE DOES GROW...

Poem -

IT WAS DARK HONEY !?X

IT WAS DARK HONEY !?X

HONEY. PLEASE JUST CALM DOWN !
I KNOW I,VE BEEN A STUPID CLOWN?
IT WAS DARK AT THE TIME!...

Poem -

Woke Up This Morning

~~My eyes opened, my head lifted,
fell back down in my pillow,
that fluffy cloud of no...

Poem -

TOO MANY EMPTY,S !?X

TOO MANY EMPTY,S !?X

WE ALL NEED FLUID,S TO SURVIVE
MILK IS ON THE MENU
FROM 0- MAYBE 5!
THEN YA GET A...

Poem -

PLEASE RELEASE ME !?X

PLEASE RELEASE ME !?X

MY OWNER WAS SO SICK OF MY YAPPIN!
THAT HE,S INVENTED THIS TYPE OF GAGGIN!
NOW I LOOK LIKE A...

Poem -

1 + 1 = 3 !?X

1 + 1 = 3 !?X

GONE ARE THE DAY,S OF FUN!
FOR MY MUMMY & DADDY!
THEY HAD TO MUCH FUN ONE NIGHT!
...

Poem -

No Justice

No Justice

Why not guilty?
Why did he have to die?
Was it the way he dressed?
Did he look like a...

Poem -

TAKE THE HINT !?X

TAKE THE HINT !?X

I DONT THINK I CAN TAKE MUCH MORE!
OF THIS FUCK N MONKEY TOUR!
I,M SO SO BLOODY BORED!...

Poem -

SCARED.SHIT-LESS !?X

SCARED.SHIT-LESS !?X

OOH MY GOD ..YOU SCARED
THE SHIT OUT OF ME !
BLOODY GOOD JOB, THAT
MY ARSE WAS ON THE...

Poem -

BOOB....NOW !!!!!!!!X

BOOB....NOW !!!!!!!!X

MUMMY.. I SAID " BOOOB NOW !!"
YOU SILLY OLE BLOODY COW!
GET YOUR UDDERS OUT!
OR ELSE...