"HI-YA DARLING, I,VE JUST GOT ON THE NET! OH HOW I,VE MISSED YOU, MY SWEETEST LIL PET THIS IS...
GOD WHAT IS GOING ON? I am in shock. I don't know what's going on. Please tell me something. I thought...
GUILT.... YOU CAN TREAT THE SYMPTOMS BUT NEVER THE CAUSE!? WHY IS IT THAT YOU CARRY SUCH HUGE...
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Slowly, at first, as the essence departs,
A new awakening, can be observed.
A feeling of...
YOU COULD CALL THIS A SHOT-GUN WEDDING !? THE ONE I,VE BEEN LONGING FOR, BUT NOW AM DREADING?...
God is a consuming fire Watch yourself, justice ain't for hire What you think you know...
OPEN WIDE LET,S LOOK INSIDE WHERE, ALL THE GERMS HIDE STENCH, DECAY TOTAL...
I HAVE BEEN SO LONG, BANGING ONE HOME ! THAT WE,VE BOTH TURNED TO BONE! NOW THAT MY FLESH HAS...
SIZE DOES MATTER AFTER ALL ! WHEN YOU WRITE YOUR WORDS SO SMALL ! ONLY THE LARGE LETTERS...
WHICH WAY IS IT, SHALL I GO ? I REALLY DO NOT, QUITE KNOW MUST NOT RUSH MY DECISION ...
I THINK I,VE DRUNK WAY TOO MANY ? I KNOW I,VE SPENT A PRETTY PENNY! I SHOULDN,T HAVE HAD ,...
HANG ON STANLEY, DONT GET ALL MANLEY! IT SAY,S INSERT YA FLOPPY DISC! WAIT A MINUTE HONEY...
MY OWNER,S WRAPPED ME WAY TO TIGHT! I,M GONNA NEED THE KISS OF LIFE OR I COULD JUST DIE, THIS...
REPLACE .".WHAT IF,S "WITH WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN S! & WITH , WHAT YA SHOULD HAVE CLEARLY...
WATCH CAREFULLY KITTY, WHAT I DO! THIS IS A SPECIAL KIND OF KUNG FU! IT,S CALLED A PRAYING...
" BLOODY HELL LOVE !" WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR TEA ? YOUR FARTS KEEP BLOWING THE QUILT...
SERVES ME RIGHT FOR BEING A NOSEY COW ! I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I AM NOW ? I,VE FALLEN...