Food

Think of all the cooked meats there is today
At least a hundred I would say
Ham, beef, pork...

The British nation must be a nation of plonkers
Standing hours to pay for Christmas food we must be...

Have you peeled a potato before ?
Standing for hours on a kitchen floor
Surely there must be...

last of my fake food rants for today

Fake Beer

Nowadays
When you order a beer...

more fake food poems

Fake Bread

Nowadays
Most of the time

I eat fake bread...

Fake Food

in this world of fake things
Nothing is more fake
Than the food we eat...

Bud Weiser and Stella Artois went for a drink
It's not as crazy as some might think
Both on...

As soon as you put them to your lips
Your taste buds awaken to the market chips
The taste...

There is a prison that not many of us know , built by false words yes with her luxury. You gained the...

The Big Bloat

It’s Not as easy
As you know
Food is legal
And can get
It...

Its that time of year again once more ,
To go out with friends only seen twice before
The...

They are huddled together on your plate
The future for the humble pea doesn't look great
...

Theres nothing like mince & tatties
It hits the spot with me
Along with carrots, peas...

I don’t know about you
But the festive eating I do regret
Its not that I don’t enjoy it...

Oh geez
Not cheese
Please

Oh geez
You agrees ?
Please

Oh damn...

Sparrowsong what are you wearing?

Is it new?

You finished it?

Enough of the...

The humble croissant is a wonderous thing
So much enjoyment to breakfast it can bring
Some...