Food

RATE MY PLATE

Served on a crisp baby gem leaf
a salad of prawn and mango,
Chilli...

I won't eat that the colours aren't nice
This was said by four year old Billy Price
His mum...

Meet me at the ‘Moonbow’ ❤️

Valentine’s day is looming very near
Well I’v just heard...

My wooden bird table is what I can see
An abundance of squabbling hungry birds
All oblivion...

I’m not a fussy eater
Everything edible is good
Infact there’s hardly anything
That I...

You cant beat a good ole Stew
on a cold snowy winters day ,
whether its chicken lamb or beef...

Often filled with jam sometimes with cream
Doughnuts are the ultimate dream
When your tummy...

Words of mercy easily spill,
Wistful notions on a windowsill.
Kindness nary reach scarlet...

It lies in 7x3 ornate box,
While infinity slowly tick-tocks,
Slaughtering insomniac sleep,...

All my friends are red and I am plain white
They get eaten quickly and that serves them right...

My mom was understanding but Dad wanted to break my neck.
He was very angry because his teenage son...

Now I sit me down to eat,
Juicy cadaver sweetmeat
Bowing bristly head to feast.
...

Cook King

Cooking is my yoga
It’s so transcending
When I’m in my kitchen
I am...

Sensual barbs ascend a thigh,
Along a spinal cord, tingles fly.
"Visit my parlor, said a...

Think of all the cooked meats there is today
At least a hundred I would say
Ham, beef, pork...

The British nation must be a nation of plonkers
Standing hours to pay for Christmas food we must be...

Have you peeled a potato before ?
Standing for hours on a kitchen floor
Surely there must be...