Food

Food. Something I absolutely love and something I absolutely hate. Food is the reason why I can't go out...

He is chained to the floor
But that would be an understatement
He is buried beneath it...

So naughty but deliciously nice,
Jam and cream cakes in individual slice,
Doughnuts and...

If chickens could talk what would they say ?
Maybe tell that murderer to put that gun away
...

I will tell you a tale how I was distracted by chocolate and beer
Been eating and drinking them for...

Now I hanker down for prey
Fodder please complete my day.
Salivated pangs of withdrawal,...

She had a son, a strapping lad
who loved his bed a deal too well,
he slept so soundly every...

Thin as a rake is my description of you
Your body so skinny looks like it would snap in two
...

If you want my advice live life on the veg
Far more exciting than the edge or ledge
Have...

It’s not as easy
As you may know
Food is legal
And can be
Gotten to go
I...

My sweet Linda was so adamant, about losing lots of weight;
She heard about the Keto Diet, and that...

Yesterday, I ordered a pizza and washed my hands and then I had a fit.
When I came to the table, I...

When it comes to underprivileged people, you're nothing but an abuser.
You believe that people who...

I wish you could hear this little birdy
I think it is a female thrush
As it is frantically...

Linda and I have been most unhappy, when we step upon the scale;
Extra weight is on our bodies,...

Freanch fries are wise
for best result
cook in the fry

good with gravy
or...

Everyone is at it !!
It’s a knack you may say
Tossing it up & down
Catching it in...