Food

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Alfresco ploughman’s lunch

Alfresco ploughman’s lunch

I’ve shopped till I dropped.... spent an arm & leg on food, I know it will be worth it....our get...

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Crumbs on the counter

Crumbs on the counter

I left some
crumbs on
The counter
Feel free
To gobble
Them up
As...

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BRIE ADDICTION

To him one slice was just never enough
He considered brie to be the ultimate good stuff
That...

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OH FOR SOME STRUDEL

I get out my pencil and paper and start to doodle
All the time imagining I'm eating your strudel...

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GOODBYE COLMANS OF NORWICH


Today is a sad day for my home city
No more mustard being made here mores the pity
...

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Why Working For Room and...

Why Working For Room and Board Usually Sucks!

When I agreed to work for room and board, I was told that it would be good.
But the boss lied to me...

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Cornish Pasty

Cornish Pasty

Yes , Know they are good for you .
It has to be done.
The consuming of fruit and vegetables...

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The Agony By Week

Monday's were the meanest when my wife made muskrat stew I always made sure to finish it although I could...

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BREAKFAST

breakfast

isn’t breakfast
without bran
and the proteins
and the fibre
...

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My Achilles Heel

My Achilles Heel

I wish I’d not eaten that cup cake
Or at least one that wasn’t that big.
I wish I had chosen...

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SITTING AT THE RICH MAN&...

Sitting at the rich man's table I feel out of place
All that food he is stuffing his face
He...

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NO FOOD IN THE HOUSE

I open my fridge door and nothing is there
Opening my cupboards they are empty and bare
No...

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Darker Shade of Indigo

Darker Shade of Indigo

Stardust slips through neon silk
A silvery sheen of mother's milk
Nuggets of planets align...

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Food

Food

Food. Something I absolutely love and something I absolutely hate. Food is the reason why I can't go out...

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Beauty With The Spice

Beauty With The Spice

He is chained to the floor
But that would be an understatement
He is buried beneath it...

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NAUGHTY BUT NICE

NAUGHTY BUT NICE

So naughty but deliciously nice,
Jam and cream cakes in individual slice,
Doughnuts and...

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IF CHICKENS COULD TALK

If chickens could talk what would they say ?
Maybe tell that murderer to put that gun away
...