Food

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SEAN THE PRAWN

He started his life swimming in the sea
Happy and contented was he
Sean the prawn had...

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Hog Jowls and Black-Eyed Peas

It was a meal that my late mom cooked but it sure didn't please.
Every New Year Day, Mom cooked hog...

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The Galloping Gourmet

Me cooking for people at Benihanas Cincinnati

The Galloping Gourmet

Back in the late 1970’s, I was in New York City several times a year;
I’d jet there from Cincinnati...

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HEAD CHEFS AND WAITING STAFF

Get these meals out pronto and toot suite
Nothing worse than vegetables and cold meat
This...

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‘No one diets in December’ ?

‘No one diets in December’ ?

Over-indulgence, stuffed to the brim, with absolutely no inclination to join the local gym.. yet you know...

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Good vibrations

Good vibrations

I watched the seagull dancing
Tapping mother earth , Hunting for food
There's nowhere to hide...

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Piggin’ Out!!

Piggin’ Out!!

I had my first of many Christmas dinners last night, my tummy felt like it was gonna burst! So, of course...

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BONES AND STONES

Beware of the fish it may contain bones
The olives and dates could also have stones
Food can...

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NO ROOM

Have you any Room for Jesus Christ

NO ROOM

Have you any room for Jesus Christ?
In the cold Bethlehem night
He came to our world of...

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Lo Mein And Long Mane

Lo Mein And Long Mane

Every Saturday we have a hot date, we do errands and get our meal for the day;
Sometimes we go to...

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ADDICTED TO CHOCOLATE

Addicted to chocolate is a most terrible thing
I know however the happiness it can bring
...

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In a moment of must

In a moment of must

Squibble, squabbling for their early morning feed,these tiny hungry mouths look desperate indeed..hanging...

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Freezer Burn

Freezer Burn

the freezer
burn
feeling you get
upon discovering
your
spouse
...

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Said the Kookaburra to the...

Said the Kookaburra to the Cobra ?

As the slippery snake slithered up a tree.. he watched in awe as a bird did flee.. “Oh if only I had s’s’...

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Frustrating Cow

Frustrating Cow

I saw a man crying when he bought two shopping carts full of groceries.
The man had to pay about...

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Tiramisu

Tiramisu

Tiramisu
I love you
Your a
Seduction
In
Every
Bite

...

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Watching the world pass by

Watching the world pass by

As I replenish my bird feeder they are watching me from the trees.. as I stand with the rain lashing down...