Food

What a greedy and gluttonous fellow was he
So much food he had for his tea
Starters...

Oooh let’s get a takeaway
There’s so many different kinds to eat
Chinese, Indians, Tapas and...

Eating this orange bought tears to my eyes
The sharp tangy taste caught me by surprise
...

“Anyone wanting
pancakes ?”
“Yes Mam” our middle one yells
“Then I’ll have another...

Shake that bottle and shake it well
The contents won't come out as far as I can tell
By far...

He doesn’t like potatoes and he hates processed peas
Infact it’s any green vegetable he can’t stand...

Fridge pickers wear big knickers
But is that really so?
Some of the thinnest people
...

Plain flour gives him edible power and he has two free fange eggs for his invisible legs
His skin...

The students had their ingredients ready,
to make a curry puff was pure destiny,
it needed...

Let them eat cake Marie Antoinette once said
This saying of hers I can't get out of my head
...

There’s a new strong ideology, it deals with foods that we consume;
That instead of eating animals...

When I ordered a suckling pig, it turned out to be Porky Pig's son.
I learned that when Porky got...

Billy was a squid, a really small squid,
His world seemed so large around him,
Attracted by...

Crawling up the cobwebbed window with her prey above her eyes was a deadly black widow spider ready to...

What did I do with my fork ?
Has it got legs and gone for a walk
It's not in the cutlery...

I love golden marmarlade with shredded orange peel, as I wake up to hear the coffee percolator with it’s...

He started his life swimming in the sea
Happy and contented was he
Sean the prawn had...