Foolish

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HELP HELP

Help help my turkey has escaped
Was in the oven it's kinda pear shaped
Not sure how and I...

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DREAM SEQUENCE

DREAM SEQUENCE

THE MAN IN MY DREAMS HAD A NARROW MOUSTACHE,
I'D BEEN GIVEN INSTRUCTIONS FOR HIS ASSASSINATION,...

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Doctor Smith know’s best!!!

Doctor Smith know’s best!!!

β€œYou have to rest for a while” said the Doctor to the man
β€œWho me with a smile, well I will do the...

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A VERY VERY HOT MEAL

When it comes to food I will try most things
All dishes of the world from curry to chicken wings...

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Gratification

Gratification

I want it now!
They were heard to say.
Not a thought of how,
Was offered, nay....

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I don't Know

Pussy Cats hear me roar

I don't Know

Looking at some
of the Modern
Poets of Today

Ocean Vuong
Atticus
Rupi...

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procrastinator

call out in pitches
so high, so high
but i’m on the inside
a wall that blocks eyes...

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The Fool

The Fool

I am, in my heart, a beholder of dreams,
A keeper of hope that faith holds supreme.
I cling...

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Parasitic

Steal my essence
Steal my essence
Stole my essence
Oh So incessant.

Why don’t...

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The Village Idiot ?

The Village Idiot ?

I saw the village idiot yesterday
He stuck his toungue out at me then he ran away
I sped...

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I Know

Regret Is In The End

You kissed her behind the old building
I was watching in tears with a faint smile
You smiled...

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Looking on the brightside...

Looking on the brightside of life

Do you know there is always that one that sticks out from the rest
acting like a moron and being a...

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The day the Zoo Reopened

The day the Zoo Reopened

The tigers said that humans were assholes,
always digging themselves into new kinds of holes,...

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Mr. Tom Foolery ?

Mr. Tom Foolery ?

I met that man Tom Foolery the other day
He seemed very serious as he shouted β€œGOODDAY”
But...

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Sequester

Sequester

O’ how parchment bled
Boldly, cleaved in red
Remnants of disregard
Steely tis quill...

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To all the boys I ever...

I’m sorry.

To all the boys I ever loved before,

My heart is just as weak now, as it was before. I know exactly what I want, but my heart’s so desperate it...

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Jester

Jester

What a buffoon, logic exclaims,
Two hearts collide, burst into flames.
Such mirth, jester...