We'll make it plain, We'll make it clear. We hate your guts, When we're on here....
Help help my turkey has escaped Was in the oven it's kinda pear shaped Not sure how and I...
THE MAN IN MY DREAMS HAD A NARROW MOUSTACHE, I'D BEEN GIVEN INSTRUCTIONS FOR HIS ASSASSINATION,...
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“You have to rest for a while” said the Doctor to the man “Who me with a smile, well I will do the...
When it comes to food I will try most things All dishes of the world from curry to chicken wings...
I want it now! They were heard to say. Not a thought of how, Was offered, nay....
Looking at some of the Modern Poets of Today
Ocean Vuong Atticus Rupi...
call out in pitches so high, so high but i’m on the inside a wall that blocks eyes...
I am, in my heart, a beholder of dreams, A keeper of hope that faith holds supreme. I cling...
Steal my essence Steal my essence Stole my essence Oh So incessant.
Why don’t...
I saw the village idiot yesterday He stuck his toungue out at me then he ran away I sped...
You kissed her behind the old building I was watching in tears with a faint smile You smiled...
Do you know there is always that one that sticks out from the rest acting like a moron and being a...
The tigers said that humans were assholes, always digging themselves into new kinds of holes,...
I met that man Tom Foolery the other day He seemed very serious as he shouted “GOODDAY” But...
O’ how parchment bled Boldly, cleaved in red Remnants of disregard Steely tis quill...
My heart is just as weak now, as it was before. I know exactly what I want, but my heart’s so desperate it...