Adam and Eve were in the garden one day and Eve went to nother part of the garden and Adam sitting there...
I was walking down the street one day and had to go to the bathroom so I walked in to this hotel and ask...
It's so hard to live every day a comedian. Letting the masses amuse themselves at the whipping boy . Haha...
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From the horses mouth
quoteo of the day
IF YOU LOVE YOUR HORSE
SET IT FREE....
Confessions Of A Married Septuagenarian Man
My wife is satisfied every night. I look over, and...
It was a dark honey brown at first, Now has changed to a bright, wine red, And, yay! My head...
They crank out clones Like they're making drones You'd hit one anytime you cast a stone...
" What Wrong With Babies?"
Have you ever listen to a sermon in church , and your mind comes up with...
Q. What is Jewish Foreplay?
A. One hour of begging.
Q. How do you tell who the Groom is...
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining!
But we’d have to charge...
I had a plan for Christmas Eve, clandestine but bound to work;
I placed a mistletoe atop my head...
If your Surgeon tells you that you need back surgery, and you are afraid to have it, tell him you’d rather...
A good Geography teacher should never be able to tell a pupil to get lost!
Only if she's playing...
Q. What do Jewish women make for dinner.
A. Reservations.
Why do people say, “I’ll be...
knock knock, whos there, orange, orange who, knock knock, who there,orange,orange who,knock knock WHO THERE...
Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
Why are there no Italians in Manhattan on Sundays?...
