Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
Why are there no Italians in Manhattan on Sundays?...
1. You only live once
2. You forgot about Emmett Kelly
3. On their asses
4. No, you...
These are all the answers in response to Georgina Richardsons "Silly Questions"
Wow! You have...
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It was the spring of nineteen sixty two, my friend Roger and I were feeling all our oats;
We were...
There was a man call uffalump Who couldn’t help himself but trump The smell kept all his...
I am a renowned Doctor
I travel the world curing constipation
I have discovered, it’s “...
When I was a young lad, I thought
About what I wanted to be when I grew up.
The first one...
Lending money to friends
a parable or maybe a joke.
Two best friends were talking.
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Superpussy
The old lady was losing it
she was in the troublemaker unit
at the old...
*A Lady is at a psychological treatment center. She tells the therapist her story. She...
Sigmund Freud
Father of psychoanalysis employed
Experimented with cocaine, hoping for fame...
Anyone out there have an idea how one Pirate would tell another, that Their not into anal sex ?
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one time me and my girlfriend was walking down the street and this guy said ..."hey looked ..its Beauty...
We Fat Men Have A New Comeback line
Any one out there get tired of people making fun of your...
Do you know how a employer can tell if his new employee is a brown nosier ? Every time the employer...
