Santa

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Santa’s gigantic footsteps

Santa’s gigantic footsteps

When I was just a little girl I can always remember something scared me witless on the 25 th of December...

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Santa Went To Jail

Santa Went To Jail

Most children want toys for Christmas but I wanted revenge.
Santa put me on his naughty list and...

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The Story of Santa (for the...

The Story of Santa (for the children)

Now's the time of year for us all to enjoy family and share our fondest love. What follows is a light-...

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Santa's Awful Present

Santa's Awful Present

Santa's elves told him that I'm a fan of Doctor Who.
But they were talking about the classic show,...

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Permanently on Santa's...

Permanently on Santa's Naughty List

Something happened and my son is pissed.
He found out that he's on Santa's naughty list.
But...

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Christmas Night

The ornaments sparkle
In the Christmas trees light
Same as the snow
On this bright...

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Santa's Doing Time

Santa's Doing Time

No visit
from Santa
this
Year

Apparently
Saint Nichols
is well...

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"When Santa Comes"

"When Santa Comes"

Where will you be...
Tucked in your bed, dreaming- while sound asleep?
Where will you be......

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I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa...

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus- The True Story

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, underneath the Christmas tree last night;
She told me he was...

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Santa Is Tired Of Burning...

Once a year, I deliver presents to children all over the world.
But sometimes I wonder why I do what...

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Christmas Day

It's winter and it's beautiful
Everything lightly covered in snow
Getting close to the best...

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Naught or Nice!

Naught or Nice!

Fat man stuck in our chimney
No matter Santa's now nimbly
Ho ho ho
Whoa whoa whoa...

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All I Want For Christmas

All I Want For Christmas

When I was young, there was a song, you’d hear playing every year;
β€œAll I Want For Christmas Is My...

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A Technicolour Christmas Tree

A Technicolour Christmas Tree

Long ago and way up north
Further than you can ever believe
Joey, a jaunty little fellow...

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M.I.A.~A Christmas Tragicomedy

M.I.A.~A Christmas Tragicomedy

A whodunit story in the first degree,
Missing in action, what a mystery.
Santa has helpers,...

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SANTA IS FOR REAL

SANTA IS FOR REAL

SANTA Is for real don't listen to any one who says santas not real he is you must believe santa loves us...

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" He Know,s....Ya Know...

" He Know,s....Ya Know !?"

" He know,s when you,ve been wanking !
He know,s , If you are left or right ?
Or if you put a...