Santa

A whodunit story in the first degree,
Missing in action, what a mystery.
Santa has helpers,...

SANTA Is for real don't listen to any one who says santas not real he is you must believe santa loves us...

" He know,s when you,ve been wanking !
He know,s , If you are left or right ?
Or if you put a...

" Have you ever wondered, What Santa does in summer?
He is a full-time 24/7, Beach bummer !!
...

" Here,s how to tell, If you,ve been really bad !
By the size of the shit-pile, That Santa has had...

Dear Santa it's me again,

I hope this letter finds you well...

I don't know if you received...

I will help you Santa Claus...

Broom stick?

Check...

Duster?

Check......

Santa Claus is cross

needs to show who's boss

the elves went on the doss

kids all...

I'm a multi-tasker

Santa's a harsh master

cracking his whip at every elf

doing...

Retired and happy as a piggy in poop

Poetry is definitely the cause

Without all my friends...

When Santa got stuck up the chimney
He couldn’t climb back out
You girls and boys won’t get...

Now that Halloween is over
You thought you were safe

Foolish child
Krampus is coming...

" EVEN SANTA, ENJOYS A LITTLE PORN !
WHICH HE INSISTS ON, EVERY XMAS EVE MORN ?
IT SOME HOW...

Hearing echoes of bells,
Hearing echoes of Ho, Ho, Ho,

What is that yummy smell?

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