Epic

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Sound of running water...

(alternately titled: Pee pee song and dance routine)

Sound of running water prompts urge to urinate

Invariably analogous setting
kickstarts schlemiel to agitate
excretory mechanism linkedin,...

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Fracas and fueds

Fracas and fueds

Since the day that civilization began..man has showed animosity towards his fellowman.. brutalized battles...

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Crimson Red

Crimson Red

In a sea of red
How remnants bled
Mourn ye somber vale
Warriors align fiery trail...

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Autumn ?

Autumn ?

It looks like Autumns finally here
Tho its later than last year
But the weather is still...

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Scattered red poppies

Scattered red poppies

Here lies the soul of an angel.. beyond yonder shores bides the heart of he..tales of a naval sailor amidst...

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Home is where you hang your...

Home is where you hang your hat

Bless this building with it’s bricks and mortar, it is my sanctuary, my safety blanket of salvation to...

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H-E-L-P!!! N-e-e-d s-o-m-e...

Spouse booby trapped husband!!!

H-E-L-P!!! N-e-e-d s-o-m-e b-o-d-y!!!...

Homicide courtesy munch
house zen by proxy
immediately suspected hunch
police, K9...

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His True Love ....

His True Love ....

Song sung blue and midnight purple.
Song sung in misery without you,
In the town I wandered...

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WHAT REMAINS

WHAT REMAINS

Overcome with sadness
Desperation grips my mind
I have hit rock bottom
No clear end...

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THIS BLURRY GLANCE

THIS BLURRY GLANCE

Man, life's got me tripping over myself again,
Here at the beginning, when it's drawing towards the...

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For Real Though

For Real Though

I don't know what I'm doing, I'm fucking this up.
I say the wrong things too much, and the right...

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Adventure Anyone?

Adventure Anyone?

Sitting here in escapism mode.
I sift through the melancholy thoughts.
Lingering on some...

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Not You

Not You

Please don't
break my heart,
not you.
I've been a soldier
like I promised to...

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If You Were Here

If You Were Here

If you were still here I'd find a way
to make you listen to every word I say
I would not...

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Dump Trump – a lump n prowl...

Dump Trump – a lump n prowl lot terror re: hot

The tattered glory of America, now heats up
with agitation poised to strike on brink
arty...

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No lentil beans before...

(alternately titled: unrelenting flatulence)

No lentil beans before bedtime unless...

Ya wanna count bajillion sheep,
but tween gluteus maximus powerful
natural gas explosions...

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Soul Mate

Soul  Mate

There was a lassie
As fair as fair could be
Hair of red and eyes of green
Her skin the...