Sonnet

They didn't tell you how to make love properly,
there was no mention of who would get property,...

It's true - she purrs along, just like no other,
my confidant, angel, shining star and my lover,...

How beautiful you are, each one a blue grey star,
floating next to each other, seen lovely from afar...

No, not that 'band' but Robin Hood's merry men,
robbing the rich to give to the poor, where's my pen...

Sleep engulfed me, until nothing on the horizon,
from my chair I'd been lifted, everything gone;...

One day soon; all things will be revealed,
Cryptozoology will then be repealed!
Once only...

Zebedee ushered people along before the time was gone,
we clambered on to a blue horse and entry was...

A well known Cosmos poet recently said to me:
'I don't want too much praise or given accolades ott...

I gained a classics degree from Oxford, worked in Boots,
but I could have been a financial manager...

Now, this medicated oil is a clever godsend,
there is nothing on this Earth it just won't mend;...

Valentino arrived in heaven, angels queued in turn,
'Thank God,' they said, 'Not to the other place...

They prised the rings off her fingers before anyone
could get there, then the undertaking was done...

I was in a man's bar in the downtown Boston,
talking to some locals who had a Brit to seize on,...

My dentist said to me: 'It was time,' didn't like,
you immediately think that your life has a spike...

My Grandfather, the wisest man I ever knew!
Once told me;" take care of your feet; and they will...

What would you do if you came back to Earth again?
You have a different body, the last difficult to...

When does it begin? Only when knowledge is retained,
he's only just out of uni, the boss recently...