Speculative

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Sun's blessings

Watch what the sun is doing
Hey, watch it
Alight, alight, rise, all right
It's sunrise...

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Is it here we go ?

Is it here we go ?

Is it here we go ?
The forecast says it’s gonna snow
And yes I see it’s on our hill tops...

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PLEASE OFFER ME A SEAT

On her badge it said please offer me a seat
I'm guessing she is not good on her feet
On...

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7th Heaven

Hey! Hotelier, up there in your palace,

You whose estate is 7 star...

Oh that we might...

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The Enemy Within

The Enemy Within

An unseen enemy within
An invader we try to repel
The lungs are occupied
An internal...

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I wish I had a crystal ball

I wish I had a crystal ball

What a world of chaotic confusion
now we have this Coronavirus keeping people in seclusion
...

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“Och aye the noo”

“Och aye the noo”

You can take the girl out of the country
But never the country out of the girl
As she dances...

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Whispers

Whispers

I have a little person, it’s one you cannot see
He sits inside my mind, and he only talks to me...

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Us Northerners...

Us Northerners realistically speaking

There is a definate devide
Betwixt and between
England’s pleasant pasture’s green
You...

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A greater power.

I cast a weary eye inwardly and it lays upon the dark one.
He looks somewhat like me though its...

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Delilah of darn right...

Delilah of darn right devilment

She’s a temptress
A teaser
A Delilah of darn right devilment
Her misbehavior of...

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So Storm Ciara

So Storm Ciara

So storm Ciara you have reached our shores with your thunderous claps and unfriendly uproars
My...

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FLAT ENERGY DRINK

The energy drink is flat and lost its fizz
So I don't have any oomph or gee whizz
Will have...

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Breathe

Breathe

Whether you’re sitting on a mountain ,or a rock down by the sea,
Or on a grassy hilltop, looking...

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“Atishoo atashoo”

“Atishoo atashoo”

I started sneezing in the superstore
Well I just couldn’t stop
So “Atichoo atashoo”
I...

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“Hiccup”

“Hiccup”

“Hiccup”
“Hiccup” “aaahhhIccuppp”
two seconds go by then “Hhhhiccup”
Dam and blast “...

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FIVE SENSES

Imagine the world if you couldn't see
How differently things would certainly be
Things taken...