Bad

Oh my God this storm Dennis is such a nasty felllow
He’s blowing and a’whistling like an out of...

He lies beside Shiela calling Shirley in his sleep
Luckily Shiela hasn’t heard him coz her dream is...

She is her Mother’s daughter but she’s got her Daddy’s feet
with stubby sausage little toes that...

We had kippers for our tea and tho they were very nice
before you have some kippers
I shall...

“Hiccup”
“Hiccup” “aaahhhIccuppp”
two seconds go by then “Hhhhiccup”
Dam and blast “...

The Lord moves in mysterious ways
So woe betide the splenetic tongue it should be extra careful...

Strong-willed warriors hell bent on being right
Two tenacious teenagers too uptight
...

Buzzing
Blither blatherers
Cackling
Chitter chatterers
Insinuating Innuendos...

He walked into something late last night
The bruise now showing isn't a pretty sight
Got up...

My enemy I live with has died my enemy passing was sudden and tragic my enemy I despised you even now in...

Wuhan in China
Everybody wearing masks
The Coronavirus
Has given scientists tasks...

That morning after the night before
Hangover from hell
Lying on the bathroom floor
...

I was lying wide awake in the early stupid hours listening to my tinnitus with it’s humming drumming...

Suzy woke up one wonderful morning but it wasn’t wonderful at all tho the sky was blue and beautiful with...

This is the worst poem ever I can well assure you, my third attempt to prove to you, that I CAN Win this...

Huh Greg said my first attempt at his worst poem ever was far to perfect and I said “Well I never” So “Blah...

Well I have been asked to do a challenge about the worst poem ever
So I shall try my very best to...