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A pain in the neck

A pain in the neck

I have a pain in the neck that is driving me mad
It hurts like heck coz it is very bad
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GIVE SOME LOVE

What would you say to a person you despise ?
Would you be able to look them in the eyes ?
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Storm Dennis

Storm Dennis

Oh my God this storm Dennis is such a nasty felllow
He’s blowing and a’whistling like an out of...

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Stan’s sordid affair

Stan’s sordid affair

He lies beside Shiela calling Shirley in his sleep
Luckily Shiela hasn’t heard him coz her dream is...

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Her Putrid Pasties

Her Putrid Pasties

She is her Mother’s daughter but she’s got her Daddy’s feet
with stubby sausage little toes that...

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“Something fishy going on”?

“Something fishy going on”?

We had kippers for our tea and tho they were very nice
before you have some kippers
I shall...

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“Hiccup”

“Hiccup”

“Hiccup”
“Hiccup” “aaahhhIccuppp”
two seconds go by then “Hhhhiccup”
Dam and blast “...

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An eye for an eye

An eye for an eye

The Lord moves in mysterious ways
So woe betide the splenetic tongue it should be extra careful...

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The hungry Lion and the Hyena

The hungry Lion and the Hyena

Strong-willed warriors hell bent on being right
Two tenacious teenagers too uptight
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Do not believe everything...

Do not believe everything you hear

Buzzing
Blither blatherers
Cackling
Chitter chatterers
Insinuating Innuendos...

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BAD LUCK FOR A DAY AND NIGHT

He walked into something late last night
The bruise now showing isn't a pretty sight
Got up...

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My enemy

My enemy I live with has died my enemy passing was sudden and tragic my enemy I despised you even now in...

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The Coronavirus

The Coronavirus

Wuhan in China
Everybody wearing masks
The Coronavirus
Has given scientists tasks...

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Hangover from Hell

Hangover from Hell

That morning after the night before
Hangover from hell
Lying on the bathroom floor
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Midnight Menaces

Midnight Menaces

I was lying wide awake in the early stupid hours listening to my tinnitus with it’s humming drumming...

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Suzy’s surpise

Suzy’s surpise

Suzy woke up one wonderful morning but it wasn’t wonderful at all tho the sky was blue and beautiful with...

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Third and final attempt!!!

Third and final attempt!!!

This is the worst poem ever I can well assure you, my third attempt to prove to you, that I CAN Win this...