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“Hiccup”

“Hiccup”

“Hiccup”
“Hiccup” “aaahhhIccuppp”
two seconds go by then “Hhhhiccup”
Dam and blast “...

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An eye for an eye

An eye for an eye

The Lord moves in mysterious ways
So woe betide the splenetic tongue it should be extra careful...

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The hungry Lion and the Hyena

The hungry Lion and the Hyena

Strong-willed warriors hell bent on being right
Two tenacious teenagers too uptight
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Do not believe everything...

Do not believe everything you hear

Buzzing
Blither blatherers
Cackling
Chitter chatterers
Insinuating Innuendos...

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BAD LUCK FOR A DAY AND NIGHT

He walked into something late last night
The bruise now showing isn't a pretty sight
Got up...

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My enemy

My enemy I live with has died my enemy passing was sudden and tragic my enemy I despised you even now in...

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The Coronavirus

The Coronavirus

Wuhan in China
Everybody wearing masks
The Coronavirus
Has given scientists tasks...

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Hangover from Hell

Hangover from Hell

That morning after the night before
Hangover from hell
Lying on the bathroom floor
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Midnight Menaces

Midnight Menaces

I was lying wide awake in the early stupid hours listening to my tinnitus with it’s humming drumming...

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Suzy’s surpise

Suzy’s surpise

Suzy woke up one wonderful morning but it wasn’t wonderful at all tho the sky was blue and beautiful with...

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Third and final attempt!!!

Third and final attempt!!!

This is the worst poem ever I can well assure you, my third attempt to prove to you, that I CAN Win this...

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The Worst Poem Ever

My Second Attempt Greg ???

The Worst Poem Ever

Huh Greg said my first attempt at his worst poem ever was far to perfect and I said “Well I never” So “Blah...

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The Worst Poem Ever ???

Greg’s challenge ???

The Worst Poem Ever ???

Well I have been asked to do a challenge about the worst poem ever
So I shall try my very best to...

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YIN AND YANG

Every person globally gets happiness and strife
These are simply known as the facts of life
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“Just a spoonful of sugar”

“Just a spoonful of sugar”

“Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down”
No it dam well doesn’t I fret and I frown.....

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A can of worms

A can of worms

Effervescent bubbles of boiling water in a pan coagulating and curdling my mixture is my plan..anything...

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Piggin’ Out!!

Piggin’ Out!!

I had my first of many Christmas dinners last night, my tummy felt like it was gonna burst! So, of course...