Christmas

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Twelve Days Of Christmas,...

Twelve Days Of Christmas, The Real Story

Day 1. My dearest Darling. Thank you so much for your most beautiful gift of a Partridge in a Pear Tree....

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The return of an annual...

Hey there ya cunt!!

What do you call of this stunt?

Into my home you have managed to gain...

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Blessed Season

Blessed Season

When the first snows lay you're ready for December,

Glad of delights accumulating in a time of...

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The Accuser

The Accuser

Your past is what he uses as a weapon

With condemnation and accusation

And would always...

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Berties Gifts To Gertie On...

Berties Gifts To Gertie On The Twelve Days Of Christmas

Inspired By Georgina Richardson

On the first day of Christmas, Bertie gave Gertie the jitters. A...

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THE LAST CHRISTMAS

THE LAST CHRISTMAS

People singing Christmas carols...

Cheers and laughter fills the den...

Family and friends...

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Yuletide Blessings

Yuletide Blessings

Solstice brings winter near
To celebrate Christmas cheer
Mistletoe hung for kisses nigh...

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Christmas Carol Fashion

Christmas Carol Fashion

Joy to the World, in brilliant shades of red

Flaming candle flickers, over beaming cheeks and...

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The Christmas Five Hundred

The Christmas Five Hundred

It was Christmas Day of sixty three, Norman and I had some crazy plans;

We’d leave Dayton, Ohio...

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Bethlehem

Bethlehem

I still look up to the sky

Marveled by that glorious sign

Light shining brightly

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It’s all up to you Christmas

It’s all up to you Christmas

O Christmas spirit,

Is that you again, decking the halls

with your silver bells over...

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GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS`S PAST

 GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS`S PAST

Come ye oh ghosts of Christmas`s past
no fear for me your picture`s cast
Nay! Spectre of...

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Mistletoe Atop My Headboard

Mistletoe Atop My Headboard

I had a plan for Christmas Eve, clandestine but bound to work;

I placed a mistletoe atop my head...

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Dressed in White.

Dressed in White.

Silently fall soft snowy bride,
Beneath dull waning moon,
Adorn our naked countryside,...

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Decorations

Decorations

Christmas has overtaken our house

to the dismay of my spouse

doesn’t want tinsel or little...

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Who's The Boss?

Who's The Boss?

Santa Claus is cross

needs to show who's boss

the elves went on the doss

kids all...

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A Christmas Poem

A Christmas Poem

A Christmas Poem

Christmas is a coming
I'll be getting fatter
But at this time of...