Murder

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The Evil Captain and The...

Caution: This poem is dark and may be unsuitable for children.

The Evil Captain and The Stow AWays

My wife and I wanted to take a cruise but we couldn't afford to pay.
So we decided to hide on a ship...

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KILL THE PEOPLE

DEAD MAN, RICH COP

KILL THE PEOPLE

Hundreds of people are killed every year...

Unarmed and not dangerous and yet, Police fear for...

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If I Can't Have Her,...

If I Can't Have Her, Nobody Can

My fiance was going to leave me for another man.
So I told her that if I can't have her, nobody can...

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Black Dahlia

Black Dahlia
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Texas Justice

Texas Justice

Last Sunday, down in Texas, a killer paid a call;
To a sacred congregation, at a religious meeting...

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Parricide

Parricide
What was felt inside ?
As he committed the ultimate crime .
Was it a growing...

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Sultana

Sultana

Sultana,
The one I see in dreams
The heat of the desert turns to ice
When I think of...

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THE COWARD...

OF COURSE I AM A COWARD
Said the hunter
For I have a gun

And
The element...

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Maniac

Maniac

I’m a maniac,
I tore you limb from limb,
Watched the blood pour out of the body,
Bitch...

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TOMATOES

I did not wish to save him
For he was rotten
Like the festering tomatoes
In our...

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Children of War...

Children of War...

Personally I really like this, one of the quickest I've wrote and it packs a proper punch if you read...

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Our Fallen Hero

Our Fallen Hero

Yesterday, our city buried, a man of great renown;
The Detective Jorge Del Rio, by three monsters,...

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Calamity At The Distillery

Calamity At The Distillery

The bloody murder weapon
found at the scene
of the Jim Beam homicide
had the gold...

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My Neighbor Thought Ted...

One of my neighbors said something that was as stupid as can be.
It was the dumbest thing I've ever...

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Zombies Ate My Neighbors

When I say Zombies ate my neighbors, I'm not talking about a video game.
Zombies ate my neighbors...

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An Entire Nation Still Mourns

An Entire Nation Still Mourns

One minute everything was fine but the next, everything went sour.
Terrorists hijacked some planes...

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LONE DEWDROP

I exist in pretty rainbows
I cruise on softest breeze
Which speaks and sings my yearning...