Unbelievable

Just for you my love, just for you

I write these words of love

Though the depth of my...

I know some things wrong
Because this feels so right
How could some one like you
...

" DARLING, IF I NEED A BLOODY TELESCOPE
THERE AINT WHAT ID CALL, MUCH HOPE!?
I HAVE SEEN,...

" LADIES PLEASE..CONTAIN YOUR ORGASMS!
MY FUZZY GINGER HAIR, CAUSES WOMEN TO HAVE SPASMS
...

" WHEN,S MY LOVE STORY GONNA START?
WHEN IS CUPID GONNA PIERCE MY HEART?
HE,S MISSED SO FAR,...

" OH MY......... SWEET GOD !
YOU REALLY ARE, A CLEVER SOD !
OH MY... FUCK N SWEET JESUS...

" MINI.. CLAIM THAT ONE SIZE FITS ALL !
NOT IF YOUR A FAT BASTARD!
OR OVER SIX FEET TALL ?...

" SSH ARMPITS ".........
I KNOW YOU ARE HUMMING !
I FORGOT TO APPLY MY ROLL-ON
BEFORE...

" I,VE HAD THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF WANKERS
GOD EVER PUT ON THIS EARTH!
YOU,D THINK THAT MRS...

When you say His name
In fullness of praise
It remains the same
He is not impressed or...

NEVER TRUST A FART!
TO ALWAYS PLAY IT,S PART ?
EVEN IF IT WAS A GAS AT THE START?
COS...

" WHO IS IT SAID, THAT ROMANCE IS DEAD?
BECAUSE YOU KEEP BANGING ME HEAD
IN YOUR HASTE TO GET...

I was scared, i didn't know what to do.. i had this feeling in my body like don't let this slide, do...

" WHAT A TIME TO CHOOSE TO POP !"
NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH ME FLOP?
CALL YA SELF A SEXY PLAY...