Unbelievable

US 3 NUN,S ARE LIKE NO OTHERS ?
WE CERTAINLY AINT VIRGINS?
WE LIKE LOTS OF LOVERS!!
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TWO YEARS ON THE TROT
I HAVE WON 1ST PRIZE!
FOR BEING AN UGLY FUCKER !
THAT AINT NO...

Out on the battlefield and not alone
hear the thunderous bangs and terrible moans
The enemy...

" OH STOP SHOWING OFF FRED"
I HAVE HEARD WHAT YA SAID !
I KNOW IT,S YA WALKING STICK
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"WHAT THE HELL EVER HAPPENED ??
" TIL DEATH, DO US PART !?
I WAS PRAYING I WOULD DIE
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O.M.G LOOK AT THE SIZE OF YOUR BELLY!
EER, IT WEIGHS A TON TOO
& IT,S REALLY YUCKY &...

MY MUMMY HAD A SESSION
WITH RANDY RONALD IN HER BREAK!
& I,M A DEFINATE HAPPY MISTAKE !...

" WHAT THE FUCK !".... IS THAT IT ?
HOW AM I SURPOSED TO
CLEAR UP ALL THIS SHIT !
I...

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE LOO!
I,M PASSED RIGHT OUT !
BUT.I,M SOAKED RIGHT THROUGH!...

YOUR TX.S USED TO MAKE ME SMILE !
& NOW THEY MAKE ME SAD!
I USED TO LOVE THE PLAY GROUND...

" CAN YOU IMAGINE THE DRAMA
YOU SEXY TOP BANANA!"
YOU WITHIN THE FOLD,S OF MY FORESKIN!...

HAVE A SEAT KERMIT
I,M JUST GONNA COME OUT WITH IT !
NO WONDER KERMIT. YOU AINT BEEN FINE !...

FILL MY BATH WITH CHAMPAGNE
& FETCH MY SILK ARSE WIPES!
I KNOW I,M A FERRET
&...

THE LOVE BETWEEN A FATHER & SON
IS A BOND THAT CANNOT BE UNDONE !
THEY LOVE TO SPEND TIME...

" WILLL I GET A DISCOUNT LOVE?
IF I DONT NEED THE TOP?"
AS YOU CAN SEE I DONT NEED IT!...

LAST TIME DADDY PLAYED WITH ME
I WAS IN HIS BALL,S!
HE,S ALWAY,S HAS GOT HIS HAND,S
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NO I DO NOT WISH
TO SEE HIS TAIL WAG!
OR SEE HIS BACK PAW,S!
OR HIS BLOODY BALL BAG!...