Crazy

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Twisted Love

They say you don't know what you got until it's gone.
Why is it so hard to move on?
I sit...

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Things We Know about

Things We Know about

I don't like you - everything is wrong - yes?
Are you there God? You got us all in this mess,...

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I Believe The Earth Is Flat

I Believe The Earth Is Flat

People call me stupid because I believe the earth is flat.
They laugh and call me an idiot because I...

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Arkham alumna


Arkham alumna


And I know you’re crazy too. You’re the only one who comes near
right here in this dimly-lit room,...

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‘Bulkbuyingitis’ ?

‘Bulkbuyingitis’ ?

There is a lethal new virus spreading speedily around
It’s called ‘Bulkbuyingitis’ stocking...

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Bulk buying ?

Bulk buying ?

Has the human race went completely mad ?
There are no loo rolls left on the shelves
How very...

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I felt a thud

I felt a thud

I was blinded by the light
with the scorching sun shining in my sight
I had looked right and...

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Hallucinating

How do you know you’ve gone mad? Is it the overwhelming surprising gloom’s of that seem to be everlasting...

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Iconic psychotic!

Iconic psychotic!

Tell me who I am?
Drowning in society,
Leaking thoughts of a clouded reality,
Which...

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Emphatic ruin

Emphatic ruin

Betwixt drunken lack of haste and lark,
merriment few and far between,
Bitter tongue spews...

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Soporific narcoleptic pull...

Soporific narcoleptic pull wielded courtesy innocent looking bed

Hypnagogic spell immediately cast
overpowering drug induced state fast
overcome even those...

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Impeach!

Impeach!

Millions
upon
MILLIONS
has been
spent
On the
Tax payers money...

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Maniac

Maniac

I’m a maniac,
I tore you limb from limb,
Watched the blood pour out of the body,
Bitch...

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“Yodel-Odel-Ee”

“Yodel-Odel-Ee”

“Yodel-lodel-odel-ee”
his high falsetto and low chest notes could be heard.. bellowing down beyond...

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“thoughts in my brain”

“thoughts in my brain”

my head still won’t rest,
there are endless thoughts swirling around my brain that i just can’t...

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My delusional dreamland

My delusional dreamland

Betwixt my bewilderment of bamboozles in the darkness of the night..my brain refuses to shut down, it...

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Halloween is coming ?

Halloween is coming ?

Halloween is coming you better beware
Witches and warlocks will be out to scare..flying on their...