Devastation

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це не просто синій і...

no formal mast required
but rooftops, doors and windows
shall suffice
and though...

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Lizzie Borden Took An Axe...

Lizzie Borden Took An Axe...

Lizzie Borden took an axe,
And gave her mother forty whacks,
When she saw what she had done...

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Public Fornication

Even though this poem is fictional, it was inspired by a true...

Public Fornication

I thought she was special and I sure did love her.
But I learned that she's not the kind of woman...

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Dear Mother Nature

An apology

Dear Mother Nature

Dear Mother Nature
My hat goes off to you
What you did was so kind
The things you didn...

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Creature Feature

Creature Feature

In the year of 1933,
Starring in a Hollywood feature.
A movie with a great difference,...

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The English Channel Scrolls

The English Channel Scrolls

We know the Dead Sea version, but a thousand years on,
may be more credible with more graphic icon...

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Innocence

Innocence

Innocence was only seventeen,
Who went to war one day.
A bayonet and a gun he had,
And...

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Beware! Beware! The Red...

Beware! Beware! The Red Ballet Shoes!

Beware! Beware! The red ballet shoes!
A cursed gift you should always refuse!
For fame and...

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Poor squiggly, wiggly worm 🥲

Poor squiggly, wiggly worm 🥲

A long, lithe lonesome squiggly, wiggly, worm gave a corkscrew wriggle and a little squirm..and he thought...

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Felicity Flirt

Felicity Flirt

Look out boys for here I come,
A man-eater who's second to none.
My reputation of dishing...

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Monday's Child

Seven Angels And Seven Plagues

Monday's Child

Monday's child reaches out to me
Tuesday's child then sets me free
Wednesday's child soothes...

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The World's Filthiest...

The World's Filthiest Kitchen And Infamous Restaurant

Welcome to the worlds most filthiest kitchen!
Come meet the staff they're always bitching.
...

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The War In Heaven

Archangel Trilogy Part 1

The War In Heaven

On the golden fields of Heaven,
In the shade of immortal white towers.
By life's clear river...

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Lost In The Fire...

Lost In The Fire...

To hear the screaming that only pierces my heart, smoke bellowing, filling the sky,
I'm a "man" I...

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Impossible mission to...

Impossible mission to identify mine heretically rooted hair issue

Worrisome male pattern baldness
never recedes from forefront of mine noggin.

Though loss of...

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After Shock

After Shock

Earthquakes are devastating, but aftershocks can cause as much damage
Plates shifting under the...

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My Letter To You

My Letter To You

I hope this letter finds you well
It’s difficult when a relationship ends
I know the hurt...