Amusing

I have such a sluggish scatter brain
Dam thing drives me around the bend
This loosing my...

Its not where you come from,
its where you are going that matters.
Your parents can have the...

Hubby went to our bin this morning
There was loadsa car parts oozing out
He says to me “Hey...

In every town and city temptation is on show
This poem is about resisting it should you want to...

I’m not a fussy eater
Everything edible is good
Infact there’s hardly anything
That I...

When I was a kid old folkies sayings were so weird
Like me Dad saying to me
‘Al wipe that...

My friend fancied a linedancing class
She didn’t feel like going alone
So after I hummed...

It’s THAT time of day
When your familes have all gone
You’re exhausted from tidying up the...

Slipping on the harderend ice decked like splattered eggs
My hips in sheer agony & I’ve got...

I would if I could but I can’t
I will if I won’t yet I shan’t
If you tell me to do it I will...

He was favourite for the race today
No other horses would get in his way
That's what the...

This aggrieved papa
of two progeny, (female)
holed himself in a
rigorously fortified...

Rabbie Burns nicht is upon us
With Haggis, neeps & tattie
Pipers playing Auld...

What a funny fashion girls are following today
The latest trend ‘Slug-eyebrow’
Gets overdone...

Minus 5 outside the ground is hard as hell
Watch out all ye oldies who cannot walk as well
...

Considered by the city as a local bike
This poor girl had a name she didn't like
Having a...

Maybe I have no skill or not got the knack
The boomerang I threw won't come back
Should I...